Saturday, January 05, 2008

commitment is a four letter word

Let's debase our minds for a few moments: I have often heard "oh, he has commitment issues." As if that explains the fucking around. I have also heard, "It's a guy thing." Let's, being meand you, dear reader, set the matter on the log for some examination. Women have commitment issues, too. And we often think about how great it would be if that hunk sitting across the room would take us to the WC and lift us up the wall so that we, too, could f*ck like it didn't matter.
That's it. Fucking is not a male privelage. Everyone of those hot little tickets you see in her tight jeans is one of us. We know it and now you do too.
Infact, evolution dictates that monogomy is bad for genetics. When a woman has multiple partners, it is the strongest and fastest sperm which reaches the egg, thus providing it with the best DNA. So the next time you think damn girl, think quietly because besides being hot, we're also all psychic and nothing is less of a turn on than a man who can't keep it in his pants.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

actually.evolutionarily speaking....

a man can impregnate a virtually unlimited amount of women.... say 5 a day to give it a number. Thats 1800 possible offspring a year. 1800 replications of his genetic code. At that rate, it doesn't matter if 10% offspring never make it maturity, he's still spread his dna like a virus.

a woman on the other hand is limited to realistically one child per year (forgetting for a moment quirks like multiple child births). One. That means she has one chance per year to replicate her dna, and thus is much more invested in that child reaching maturity. Therefor "relationships" are much more important to the reproduction of her genetic material, to not only find a man to impregnate her, but a man that will stick around to protect and help see the offspring to maturity.

So in that way, monogamy -- or at least pseudo monogamy -- is much more important to the genetic reproduction for a woman, than for a man.


***of course none of this is a deterrent for infidelity. if a man in a monogamous relationship can impregnate other women that he doesn't have to commit to, that's a win win for him. if a monogamous woman can be impregnated by an alpha male without her beta male partner finding out she gets stronger genes and the cuckold to raise it. win win for her.


it was great seeing you.