CSI: good for the couch, bad for my ass

So there have been a number (more than two) bodies found in parks in Portland in the last month. Well, as a television fan I know this means I should stay inside and avoid strangers and desolate, isolated places. Unfortunately it is training season and I love trail running. The feet must pound the trail, so I will venture out-of-doors, dogs in tow, and run through the hills. After all, I am running, thus I assume I can run faster and longer than most people. And, I am not crazy about being chopped into bits which gives me an edge.