Saturday, January 17, 2009

Why I Don't Shop

I love shopping. Purchasing shoes, clothing, even basic life things like food and household supplies is a source of joy. I haven't shopped in months and I am blaming the recession. I am blaming everyone but myself, because I really do have a job and work normal hours and shouldn't have to find a whole other job just for my shopping budget.

So I have decided that instead of shopping I will just start pseudo-shopping. I will go to the grocery store and load my cart, then after the checker has nicely bagged my bananas and milk, I'll say, "Opps, I forgot my wallet!"

Or, I'll got to Saks and just touch shoes and hand-bags and silk scarfs.

And Powell's and read the whole book in the aisle (I can speed read so this shouldn't be a problem).

But best of all, I will go to out to eat and enjoy my meal and drink ten cups of coffee, but when they bring me my check I will be nowhere to be found.

Sounds like the life for me,
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oops.